Previous PubNights

• PubNight #66 - 10/24/2007 - The Brewer's Art
• Who was there (8): Greg, Robin, Chuck, Lauren, Megan, Jenny, Terry, Mike W
• "Everything's better with jigglers and alchohol"
• "It was $3; it was thick; I gagged."
• Read the e-mail


• PubNight #65 - 9/26/2007 - The Owl Bar
• Who was there (7): Chuck, Robin, Greg, John, Jenny, Terry, Megan
• "I would be more comfortable at the end of the night if I got some kneepads"
• "They do shit with actual live babies that you just can't do in America"
• Read the e-mail


• PubNight #64 - 9/19/2007 - Rocket to Venus
• Who was there (10): Nick, John, Chuck, Lauren, Robin, Megan, Mike W, Terry, Jenny, Glen
• Read the e-mail


• PubNight #63 - 9/12/2007 - O'Hara's Irish Pub
• Who was there (3): Greg, Robin, John
• Read the e-mail


• PubNight #62 - 08/29/2007 - Dizzy Issie's
• Who was there (5): Terry, Jenny, Robin, John, Greg
• "Duct tape always works; you just didn't use enough"
• "Let's get naked and expose ourselves to mosquitos; that's a brilliant plan"
• "I didn't know that I liked to fuck midgets"
• Read the e-mail and fear the lack of backup


• 08/22/2007 - Bahama Breeze
• Who was there (5): Robin, Greg, Megan, Jenny, Terry
• "You can do wheel-chair races, you can do all sorts of things"
• "Everything about getting engaged is better if you can suck on it afterwards"
• "I am an avid tongue-scrubber"
• Read the e-mail and study your Bob Marley


• 08/08/2007 - Lime
• Who was there (4): Greg, Shelly (GS), Robin, John
• It was "flip night", where you called a coin flip to figure out whether you actually got charged for your drinks. How did we do? Let's just say that if this were a Texas Hold'Em game, the house suffered multiple bad beats.
• "Never give engineers elastic surgical tubing"
• "I hear he's a foot fetishist"
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 08/01/2007 - Glory Days Grill
• Who was there (12): Megan, Maryousario (MD), Charlie (MD), Chuck, Lauren, Mike W, Greg, Robin, Nick, John, Terry, Jenny
• "I love you, Dick. You're great."
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 07/26/2007 PubNight #58 - Bayou Blues Cafe
• Who was there (5): Robin, John, Greg, Rob (RD), Jim (RD)
• "I'm always on the lookout for an exciting new back entrance"
• "That's so not the threesome John was looking for"
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 6/21/2007 PubNight #57 - Racer's
• Who was there (10): Mike W, Ken (MW), Jenny, Terry, Chuck, Lauren, Greg, Amanda, Nick, Megan
• "I have all these 1's; I was at a strip club"
• "I don't want anyone dancing here whose boobs aren't at least as good as mine"
• "Don't make me have to bring the inflatable one in"
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 02/01/2007 PubNight #56 - The Pickled Parrot
• Who was there (5): John, Robin, Lauren, Chuck, Greg.
• "What happens at Chuck E Cheese's stays at Chuck E Cheese's"
• "He's like a cock-blocking McGuyver, this kid"
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 1/11/2007 PubNight #55 - J. J. McBrides (was The Barn)
• Who was there (4): Robin, John, Terry, Greg
• First rule of backups: if you don't put in a backup bar, you invariably won't be able to drink at your primary. This makes the fact that the Barn was packed to capacity so we couldn't even park there Greg's fault.
• "Now he'll be able to search for sex offenders himself"
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 12/21/2006 PubNight #54 - John Steven Ltd./The Wharf Rat/Ritz Cabaret
• Who was there (10): Greg, John, Robin, Nick, Spike (NG), Chuck, Lauren, Julian, Terry, Jenny
• "I've had bad experiences with fruit roll-ups"
• "If I wanted that, I'd go outside and take a hit off my tailpipe"
• Moved the outing to The Ritz Cabaret to get Nick a lap dance
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 12/14/2006 PubNight #53 - Ryan's Daughter
• Who was there (8): Lauren, Chuck, Terry, Jenny, John, Robin, Nick, Greg
• "I could give it to Greg. He would tell me instantly, then stab me for it."
• "I've seen amazing things happen with a Geo Metro."
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 11/23/2006 PubNight #52 - Casa Del Hoyt
• Who was there (12): John, Robin, Cindy (LL), Greg, Chuck, Lauren, Glen, Gina (DS), Amanda B, Mike W, Terry, Jenny
• "I've got the music, all I need is a donkey and some Crisco, then I'm ready to party"
• "It's so much funnier when your family writes 'I Love Penises' on your forehead"
• "That giraffe got hard fast"
• "I'm going to stand back here and play like they play spades in prison"
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 11/16/2006 PubNight #51 - Dave & Busters
• Who was there (4): Greg, Robin, John, Dave
• "She's not managed to beat him with a riding crop--yet"
• "That's the booty I was looking for"
• "My manhood's got 160 tickets wrapped around it, bitch!"
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 11/09/2006 PubNight #50 - Swallow at the Hollow
• Who was there (8): Robin, Lauren, Chuck, John, Greg, Terry, Jenny, Mike H
• "There were so many cop cars, it looked like a Christmas tree in the distance"
• "Everywhere that I could leave my car and it would get stolen, the crackheads in that area all know me"
• Our waitress wraps up a rough day with "when I get to where I start blessing people with my drink, it's time to go"
• "I think I've blown into enough things lately"
• Read the e-mail and ...


• 11/02/2006 PubNight #49 - Mother's Federal Hill Grille and Ryleigh's
• Who was there (7): John, Robin, Chuck, Lauren, John L (LL), Greg, Jill L (LL)
• "We could fit 12 people in that shower"
• "Just give her a Percocet and she is Dr. Seuss"
• "I rarely have performance complaints"
• We lose our table again, but it's handled nicely this time so we don't mind. Regardless, we take that as a hint and return to Ryleigh's, continuing our triumphant revisiting of bars that were under renovation last time we went there.
• "I was glad when I could take my shoes off, so I matched the groom's family"
• "The only thing that really happened to Bourbon Street because of Katrina was that the smell of piss was washed away"
• Read the e-mail and hush my little baby, don't you cry


• 10/20/2006 PubNight #48 - Dead Freddie's
• Who was there (3): John, Robin, Greg
• We're actually quite impressed with the renovation--they got all the old-man scariness out of the place. The new dress code is also commendable: "no wife beaters, no doo-rags"
• The mirror behind the bar is decorated with dozens of fun bumper stickers. Greg likes "A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you flash me", but fears putting it on his car will bankrupt him when attending the next PN:NYC event.
• "Glen Burnie is the Essex of Anne Arundel county"
• Read the e-mail and make yet another bad dead reference


• 10/13/2006 PubNight #47 - Rocky Run Bar and Grill (Columbia)
• Who was there (5): Redgrrl (GS), Greg, Terry, John, Robin
• "I've always wanted to have someone locked up in my basement"
• "I tried, but I couldn't slip it in in time"
• "No good plan ever involves patchoulli"
• "Just as the burning goes away, it comes back with a vengance"
• Read the e-mail and hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!


• 10/05/2006 PubNight #46 - 1st Anniversary - The Brewer's Art
• Who was there (9): Chuck, Lauren, Terry, Lauren K (JM), Jenny, Brian, Greg, John, Robin
• "I was a little worried when I hit the submit button"
• If there is ever a Merck Manual that covers medical marjiuana, it would go something like this: "Feeling nauseous? Ganja. Trouble sleeping? Ganja. Playing video games? Ganja."
• "The best way to start the morning is by drinking a Growler"
• Read the e-mail and Celebrate like you're Kool and the Gang


• 09/14/2006 PubNight #45 - Razorbacks
• Who was there (9): Robin, John, Jenny, Terry, Lauren, Nick, Chuck, Pat, Alan
• "Where's your woman? Pat's here with me"
• Read the e-mail, rescued from the archives


• 09/07/2006 PubNight #44 - J.J. McBrides
• Who was there (8): Robin, John, Lauren, Chuck, Jenny, Terry, Pat, Alan
• All rejoice that Skeletor is gone!!!
• Read the e-mail and try to pay attention to Terry's babbling.


• 08/24/2006 PubNight #43 - Little Havana
• Who was there (9): Lauren, Chuck, Nick, Robin, John, Jenny, Terry, Pat, Greg
• "I need more vibratory power, honey"
• Read the e-mail and marvel at Greg's recall of high-school Spanish


• 07/27/2006 PubNight #42 - Open Hearth Inn
• Who was there (5): Jimmy (GS), Timmy (GS), Robin, John, Greg
• Robin is fully converted to being a worshipper at the temple of Harvey's
• "I was gay for a little while, but it was a pain in the ass"
• Standard issue Dundalk hospitality overheard from the other patrons at the bar, like "Is that any way to say hello, you bastard?!"
• When trying to decipher the in-joke in the e-mail, Jimmy finds: "melton (n): a heavy smooth woolen fabric with a short nap." Clearly unrelated to any of the Meltons we know. As far as the genetic heritage that led to his and Greg's shared family, he comments "We outta be grateful we're not playing banjoes and sipping our food through straws".
• Read the e-mail and drool for steak and onions.


• 07/20/2006 PubNight #41 - The Depot
• Who was there (8): Greg, Robin, John, Terry, Jenny, Chuck, Laurel, Nick (JM)
• "I just thought they knew about my shoe fetish"
• This week the MegaTouch informs us "Calliope was the Greek muse of...techno music?". It also tells us about the urban legend that Coke is an effective spermicide. If this were true, Greg would already be sterile for life.
• Read the e-mail and see if you deserve a drink


• 07/13/2006 PubNight #40 - JD's Steakhouse and Grill
• Who was there (4): Greg, Robin, John, Pete
• "You don't know whether to bring lube or a baseball bat"
• With no nearby 7-11s to locate, Greg instead demonstrates his geek-sense by subtly leading our group toward a hot woman at the bar who is excited to talk about MicroProse games F-15 Strike Eagle II and Civilization
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• "I wish I had perky titties like yours"
• "All I have to offer you is a tiny pencil"
• "If you're going to have sex in a truck, Brooklyn is the right place for it"
• Read the e-mail and Wish You Were Here


• 07/06/2006 PubNight #39 - Timber Creek
• Who was there (8): Greg, Jocelyn (GS), Robin, John, Lauren, Chuck, Bridget (JH), Alain (JH)
• "You got Guiness?" "It's dinner"
• "The head is thick, but the rest isn't"
• "The trick is, you have to pull on it, then I have to pull on it"
• "Are we still in Jersey?" "Yes" "How can you tell?" "The smell"
• Read the e-mail and remember it's Thirsty Thursday!!!.


• 06/29/2006 PubNight #38 - The Treehouse
• Who was there (5): Robin, John, Jenny, Terry, Greg
• Our latest vaguely dirty sounding euphemism: "trample the monkey"
• "I'm so much better at this when I'm sober"
• Read the e-mail and laugh at Tarzan.


• 06/22/2006 PubNight #37 - Ryleigh's Brew Pub
• Who was there (4): Robin, John, Brian, Greg
• We all panicked when we saw the plywood over the front windows of Ryleigh's, but they were still open during the renovation.
• "There's nothing I hate worse than a loose back-end"
• "For Guiness or a White Russian, he'll dive as far as hit tongue will go"
• "I can't pour you another beer right now, our keg cooler is slashdotted"
• Read the e-mail and pray this bar doesn't suck too


• 06/15/2006 PubNight #36 - Putty Hill Station (was Dead Freddie's)
• Who was there (3): Robin, John, Greg
• "It's because it's paid off, and he's Jewish"
• Read the e-mail and wish that Dead Freddie's wasn't renovating...


• 06/08/2006 PubNight #35 - Wharf Rat Camden Yards
• Who was there (7): Ryan (JH), Sean (JH), Robin, John, Greg, Jenny, Terry
• The Wharf Rat Camden Yards sucked so badly that we high tailed it to the real deal
• "I don't want to have to climb over wood"
• "If there's any state that needs to be raped, it's Delaware"
• "He's still feisty even when naked and passed out under the coffee table"
• Read the e-mail and realise that John is a dumb ass


• 06/01/2006 PubNight #34 - Patrick's of Pratt Street
• Who was there (7): Pete, Whitney (found at the bar), Robin, John, Greg, Jenny, Terry
• "It met an unfortunate demise; it used to be over my bed"
• "Stop pointing with your tits!" "It's what I do"
• Read the e-mail and clutch your liver


• 05/25/2006 PubNight #33 - DuClaw Brewing in Bel Air
• Who was there (7): Pat (with Bells on), Chrissy (PD), John W (PD), Robin, John, Greg, Amanda S
• "I think we've all wanted to do that to Vanilla Ice at some point"
• "If you're going to go to a strip club, the women should strip"
• Read the e-mail and don't forget your voucher


• 05/18/2006 PubNight #32 - Max's On Broadway
• Who was there (8): Robin, John, Mike A (TM), Mike H (JM), Marceau (TM), Terry, Jenny, Chris P (JM)
• Another mini-crawl, leaving Max's to hit Horse You Came In On, realizing the band really sucked, and fleeing to Friends.
• Greg actually misses a PubNight and we don't have any funny quotes???? WTF???
• Read the e-mail and BYO Enigma machine. Drunk, cabs now! Retro toy.


• 05/11/2006 PubNight #31 - Cheers (was Bullseye Bar and Grill)
• Who was there (8): Jenny, Jamie (JM), Alex (JM), Terry, Robin, John, Pat, Greg
• The Bulleye's pub lost their liquor license, so we relocated to Cheers in Parkville (which will we always refer to as "the bar that used to be Champions")
• We learn much valuable information from the Megatouch trivia game. "If something is in your eye, you should flush it with...malt liquor"?. "the flute is what type of instrument? bad-ass"!
• For those who aren't fluent in Swedish Chef, the e-mail can be loosely translated as: "we had a little trouble finding a bar for this week. Pat said the Bullseye Bar and Grill has good and cheap beer. John is still so drunk from Cinco de Mayo that he's hallucinating things from the Muppets."
• Read the e-mail and totally ignore the chef, that evil lying bastard


• 05/04/2006 PubNight #30 - Charles Village Pub
• Who was there (4): Robin, Greg, John, Pat
• "It's like a white-trash soap opera"
• "We don't need any fertility"
• Read the e-mail and find Charles Village, if you dare


• 04/27/2006 PubNight #29 - James Joyce Pub
• Who was there (5): Robin, John, Greg, Pat, Pete
• All the best lines were from our bartender, Colin, whenever anyone ordered a wussy drink without booze. "Coke? One line or two?" and "A Shirly Temple? You got a lot of nerve; how about you grow a pair of balls?"
• Our new official sport is now Hurling, which is clearly the greatest thing to watch while drinking
• We were surprised to find the two-man Irish band wandering heavily into rum-drink land with plentiful use of the Jimmy Buffet catalog. They even played "Freebird" when the drunks started shouting out that inevitable request. But, of course, "No night would be complete without John Denver".
• Read the e-mail to become very confused about where Charles Village is


• 04/20/2006 PubNight #28 - Claddagh Pub
• Who was there (6): John, Robin, Greg, Pete, Another Lindsey (Pete), Sarah
• They took our table! Bastards. After that injustice, we left the crowded meat market at Claddagh for the much more relaxing JD's Smokehouse Bar & Grill.
• "London Broil is not a munchie"
• "I'm really an onion girl, err, guy"
• Read the review


• 04/13/2006 PubNight #27 - Spy Club
• Who was there (8): John, Robin, Greg, Pete, Sarah, Eric (Pete), Laura (Sarah), Kimani (Laura)
• If you were to hold an audition to find the bartender who was as dissimilar as possible from the "smokin' hot women" promised in the e-mail, you would get our guy tonight. But, again, Spy Club totally fails to live up to what we were expecting, and yet is great fun anyway.
• "Somehow, when I'm bent over the table, I manage to get it in"
• "I try to avoid situations where I need to knee a 300 pound guy in the groin" "Obviously you've never been to New Orleans"
• Read the e-mail and sneak behind the bookcase


• 04/06/2006 PubNight #26 - The Brewer's Art/Dougherty's Pub
• Who was there (14): Robin, Scott (RD), John, Jamie, Megan, Corey, Greg, Terry, Jenny, Lauren, Chuck, Julian, Pete, Sarah
• Brewer's Art was super crowded, had no seats for all of us, and there was precious little breathable air. Luckily Dougherty's Pub is but a quick walk away.
• "I didn't realize we were in the glory hole room"
• "What are you trying to stick in my bellybutton?"
• "A week later, it burns when I pee, I don't know why"
• Read the e-mail to learn why Sour Cherry is better than sour grapes


• 03/30/2006 PubNight #25 - Damon's
• Who was there (4): Glen, Robin, John, Greg
• Greg returns from the PN anniversary, having traded a set of frog lighters for a Tiki Drummer. We decide he is to be cued whenever we're out late enough to hear last call.
• Our bartender is fascinated by playing with the Tiki and says "I'm going to have nightmares with that thing in them tonight". Greg has been having bad flashbacks as well, guest staring Vincent Price.
• Lincoln to the email


• 03/23/2006 PubNight #24 - The Owl Bar
• Who was there (8): Sarah, Pete, Robin, Lauren, Chuck, John, Greg, Lindsey (Sarah)
• "In my heyday, I would have taken the whole thing"
• "You missed people drinking in inappropriate ways"
• "You lost all opportunity at employment here when you spewed beer all over me"
• Read the email and rehoot again, as if for the first time


• 03/16/2006 PubNight #23 - The Wharf Rat
• Who was there (7): John, Robin, Greg, Pete, Sarah, Lauren, Chuck
• John and Greg are barely restrained from kicking the ass of the idiot who kept putting Dave Matthews Band songs on the jukebox
• "I am so excited, Maryland's on fire"
• "If I stay out until my paycheck gets deposited, I can go"
• "Well, cock fights are illegal, so we'll have to use midgets"
• "It seems longer when you're really drunk"
• Read the email and hope the shakes stop


• 03/09/2006 PubNight #22 - Friends at Fells Point
• Who was there (7): Jenny, Terry, John, Robin, Greg, Mikey (Jenny), Vicki (Jenny)
• Original birthday choice from Pat? "I won't be able to make it. Damn this whole 'working for money' thing."
• "I wanna kick somebody's ass; is that OK?"
• "Anyone who takes a bullet for porn is my hero"
• Read the email and wonder where the brothel went


• 03/02/2006 PubNight #21 - Dougherty's Pub
• Who was there (17): Chuck, Lauren, Gavin (Chuck), Terry, Jenny, Glen, John, Robin, Antonio, Greg, Pete, Sarah, Rachel S (PN:NYC), Ed (RS), Aileen (RS), Jocelyn (RS), Keith (RS)
• Rachel's acting troupe comes all the way from New York to perform a show, and where are they performing at? That's right, the Belvedere where the Owl Bar is!
• Pitchers of beer at Dougherty's are amazingly cheap
• "She's filipino; I think she's mail order"
• "He sucked some guy's cock, how can you not be judgemental?"
• "I hate when men tell me what to eat...unless it's their penis"
• "This smells like bad sex"
• Read the email in Christopher Walken's voice


• 02/23/2006 PubNight #20 - The Rec Room
• Who was there (15): Robin, Kate (Robin), Loinne (the streets of Towson), John, Glen, Chuck, Chris Kelly (PN:NYC), Greg, Lauren, Dre (Glen), Terry, Jenny, Jack (Jenny), Dan (Jenny), Sara (Jenny)
• We welcome Chris Kelly, our first current NY regular to visit and thereby attend two PubNights in the same week. Wild plans about whether it's possible to attend three or four if you had major resources at your disposal end with "if I had access to my own plane and helicopter, I'd be going someplace besides PubNight".
• Mini pub crawl starts at Rec Room, visits the Buddha Lounge, briefly touches the Green Turtle in an inappropriate way, and ends at Little Dickie's. This only makes three stops because "the Green Turtle doesn't count as a bar, it's a cesspool".
• "If only the legs would spread out" and "I didn't see any open sores, so you're OK" are unrelated quotes.
• "Not only is she showing her ass, she's snorting pepper"
• There's some sort of beer pong in the back of Little Dickies, and there's even a door opening to guard. We manage to temporarily hobble Chris Kelly's pool skills there by making him play on their ghetto table.
• "We don't care that your mother cut you because she was on crack"
• Read the email and get your drink on early


• 02/16/2006 PubNight #19 - Lime
• Who was there (15): Robin, Greg, John, Pete, Sarah, Pat, Dave, Amanda B, Megan, Jamie (Megan), Chuck, Julian (CM), Terry, Jenny, Steve (Jenny), Not Glen
• New record turnout, and first night Greg has a real drink. Coincidence? (ominous dramatic sounds) You bet.
• We get an estimated quote for how much buying each of the 90 drinks for the Tequila Club would cost: about $1000. That's like buy two, get one free!
• "I won't kiss him until it's long enough that I don't get rugburn on my chin"
• Read the email and thank the claw


• 02/09/2006 PubNight #18 - Timber Creek
• Who was there (9): Robin, John, Jenny, Antonio (JM), Terry, Glen, Chuck, Greg, Pat
• Thursday special: $10 for all you can drink. Very bad idea.
• "I'm not going to do it in here, I'm afraid other guys will come over to be measured"
• "I don't understand the appeal of expanding parts of your body to fit larger things in them"
• "I even got some girl's phone number!" "Was she a hot mom?" "No, not this time"
• Read the email and prepare for the drunkest...resurrection...ever


• 02/02/2006 PubNight #17 - Rendezvous Lounge
• Who was there (6): Cayte, Steve (Cayte), Greg, Robin, John, Pat
• "Is this dive-y enough for you?"
• Surprisingly good bar pizzas. And don't forget, kids, to compute the best pie value, use pie-r-squared! (dodges thrown beers from angry math delinquents)
• Read the email and repent, lo, the end is nigh!


• 01/26/2006 PubNight #16 - Jimmie O'Donnell's Pub
• Who was there (6): Robin, Pat, John, Lauren, Chuck, Greg
• "We can steal the Nuclear is a Hoboken Free si...wait."
• "Holy shit! That's our bartender!"
• Read the email and forget your id


• 01/19/2006 PubNight #15 - Lime
• Who was there (10): Greg, Dave, Robin, Chuck, Lauren, John, Tabussum (JH), Terry, Jenny, Glen
• What would you guess "passing the bunny" was a euphemism for?
• Talk of where to go next week more interesting than usual. "Have we gone to Racers?" "Yes." "Was I there?" "Yes." "Hmm...." That distinct scent at one local old-man bar? "Smells like cirrhosis".
• "It's got limes and cantaloupe, it's practically a health drink".
• "If I'm gonna piss myself, everyone else here will too."
• For true Tequila fans, check out the Lime Tequila Club. You get a list of 90 different flavors to work your way through, shot at a time. If you keep a steady shot a day pace (no more than 4 per day, please) and catch them all in 90 days, you get a $500 gift certificate. But if it takes you a year, you'll have to settle for "a taco and a handshake".
• Read the email and grab your Sombrero


• 01/12/2006 PubNight #14 - J. Patrick's Irish Pub
• Who was there (8): Robin, John, Dave, Amanda B (DS), Greg, Pete, Sarah, Pat
• Not sure how Irish a dish they were, but the mussels were surprisingly tasty.
• Traditional Irish music=least obtrusive bar band ever
• "As long as he wears a raincoat, he'll be fine." (interpretation hint: there was no weather involved in this conversation)
• "I'm too drunk, I'm not going to remember the addiction tomorrow."
• "I don't have a riding crop." "I'll buy you one!"
• Read the email and sing the anthem


• 01/05/2006 PubNight #13 - Little Dickies
• Who was there (4): Robin, John, Greg, Jon (RD)
• "These three person Pub Nights are getting to be depressing"
• "There was a period of time where I was attracting women with DUI's"
• Read the email and wonder where everyone parked


• 12/29/2005 PubNight #12 - Mt. Washington Tavern
• Who was there (3): Robin, John, Greg
• Late-night switch to Ryan's Daughter because the crowd was way too obnoxious.
• Dollar beers my ass
• "I don't think those are the type of girls that know volume control".
• "People just don't want to hear that you have to exercise in order to keep your metabolism up." "That's why I switched to crack instead."
• Read the email and mock John's scheming


• 12/22/2005 PubNight #11 - The Wharf Rat
• Who was there (8): John, Robin, Greg, Chuck, Lauren, Megan (LL), Pam (LL), Christina (LL)
• "Thirsty Thursday" is the night to visit here, with everything from $2 pints to a $7 beer sampler.
• The best jukebox we've seen in a long time, but not impressed with the selection for purchase in the Men's room. The French Ticklers are "strickly a novelty", not the profesional grade we demand.
• "The best thing about the ladies' room is that if you're drunk, you can never get a good seat on the toilet".
• "Terry passed out on top of me; it was not comfortable."
• Another two-fer for Greg, as he recovers from the marathon NYC Holiday PN in time to hit a long trip to Fells Point. Over 13 hours of PubNight in one week should be enough for anyone.
• Read the email matey


• 12/15/2005 PubNight #10 - Bill Batemans
• Who was there (4): Pat, Robin, John, Greg
• Trip to Wharf Rat Point cancelled because of the combination of freezing rain and that Fell's Point is far. The temperature skyrocketed for the rest of the night as soon as that decision was made just to mock us.
• "I thought I'd killed him with alchohol, luckily it was just meningitis."
• Greg rushes south to complete first run of attending two PNs in the same week. Pat works out plan to top this during his upcoming vacation by starting in Maine early on Wednesday and hitting all three East Coast locations in a 24 hour period, like some sort of DUI Cannonball Run.
• Read the email and ignore it completely


• 12/08/2005 PubNight #9 - J. J. McBrides
• Who was there (7): John, Robin, Greg, Jenny, Terry, Alan (JH), Amber (AS)
• "Cop bars are the best for underage drinking."
• What's your Kryptonite? John:Tequila, Robin:Car Bombs, Terry:Gordon's Vodka, Greg:Chambord, and Alan:Jagermeister.
• Recommended web sites for this week include Chuck Norris Top 30 Facts (alternately here), The Ruthless Guide to 80s Action, and the rather disturbing Areaology
• We create the Universal 80's Movie Drinking Game
• Read the email and watch where you park


• 12/01/2005 PubNight #8 - Red Brick Station
• Who was there (9): Dave, Greg, John, Robin, Pat, Jesse, Terry, Jenny, Cayte
• No Harvest Ale at the bar, and the Pumpkin was not an acceptable substitute
• "It was the hairiest kiss I've ever had"
• Read the email and count the Benjamins


• 11/17/2005 PubNight #7 - DuClaw Brewing Co/Dave and Busters
• Who was there (10): Greg, Robin, John, Andrew (JH), Pat, Jesse (PD), Dave, Terry, Jenny, Cayte
• "Five sets of legs, make a right".
• "I have to move back to Florida, there even the Cluck U has a liquor license". Note that there is no Cluck U south of DC; we blame the Devil's Milk for this oversight.
• Read the email and note that it's all good


• 11/10/2005 PubNight #6 - Hightopps Back Stage Grill
• Who was there (7): Robin, John, Greg, Pat, Dave, Rob (RD), Glen
• "Why didn't you tell me there was karaoke?" "If I did, you wouldn't have come". Even better, from one of the staff, "If I'd have known this happened every week, I'd have quit".
• Read the email and sing along


• 11/03/2005 PubNight #5 - Mount Royal Tavern
• Who was there (7): John, Robin, Greg, Chuck, Terry, Jenny, Cayte
• Terry bought some sort of "aid" from the vending machine. We have no idea what it's even used for, and we used to live in New Jersey.
• Read the email and worship Simpson's pinball


• 10/27/2005 PubNight #4 - Cat's Eye Pub
• Who was there (5): Greg, John, Glen (JH), Pete, Sara (PA)
• With nearly an hour wait between Greg and the second arrival, he finds a kindred spirit at the bar who informs those who will listen to his sage advice "you can have some wild fuckin' love with a crazy woman". Just make sure she doesn't have CCD (see NYC #184).
• Guess who said "it's OK if he's on top of you, as long as it's the right position". Hint: it sure wasn't Sara.
• How many stories do you have that start with "there was this one St. Patrick's day..."
• Dundalk Corona: (n) a mix of Natty Bo and a lime, hon.
• Read the email to find cats out of the cradle and at the pub


• 10/20/2005 PubNight #3 - Racer's
• Who was there (11): John, Robin, Chuck, Laurel, Corey (CM), Greg, Pat (RD), Terry, Jenny, David (JM), Cayte (JM)
• "Until you've seen a transvestite on stilts, you haven't seen anything".
• Read the email and ponder how one gets a yuppie defit


• 10/13/2005 PubNight #2 - The Thirsty Dog
• Who was there (13): Brian, Greg, Robin, Dave (RD), Lauren, Chuck, Mike (TM), Amanda S, Helen, Laurel (DS), Laurence (HL), Pete (RD), Sarah (RD)
• "You are the ugliest cabana boy ever".
• Read the email to find out where the dogs go to drink after they're let out


• 10/06/2005 PubNight #1 - The Brewer's Art
• Who was there (11): Terry, Jenny (TM), John, Robin, Greg, Jane (TM), Brian (TM), Chuck (TM), Lauren (TM), Helen (LP), Amanda S (GS)
• Lots of unexpected people we knew who just happened to be at the bar, including a co-worker of John's and Helen, who joined us while waiting to be found by her group.
• Late-night switch to the Owl Bar at the Belvedere to get food after the Brewer's Art kitchen closed.
• "Have you ever considered dating women who aren't completely crazy?".
• Ranting Chuck introduces us to the phrase "gold bricking bitch", which is used surprisingly little according to a Google search.
• Terry unexpectedly follows a long established NYC PN tradition, abandoning his original plan of a cheap way home for a cab ride.
• Read the email to find out about weddings that cause long-lasting drinking.